Southport: You're Just Jelliff.
Haddam: Really Much Further North Than You Think.
North Stonington: We'll Never Be NoSto.
Chaplin: No, Really, Look It Up, It's Next To Mansfield.
Kent: Not Quite Your Class, Darling.
Groton Long Point: The No You Can't Park City.
Plainville: Getting mistaken for Plainfield since 1869.
Yes, these are the sorts of things I think about when I have
Oh, and Torrington? If this doesn't work out, call me.