Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Imaginary Slogans

Southport: You're Just Jelliff.

Haddam: Really Much Further North Than You Think.

North Stonington: We'll Never Be NoSto.

Chaplin: No, Really, Look It Up, It's Next To Mansfield.

Kent: Not Quite Your Class, Darling.

Groton Long Point: The No You Can't Park City.

Plainville: Getting mistaken for Plainfield since 1869.

Yes, these are the sorts of things I think about when I have nothing else to do much more important things to do.

Oh, and Torrington? If this doesn't work out, call me.

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